Epic is the only title I can think of.
So today I was at my girlfriend' s house, and we finally decide to have sex fer the first time.
We were gonna do it en the couch in the living mom, but at first she' s all nerve's and says she wants to undress herzeleid the bathroom while I undress out here. So I' m like whatever, that' s fine
CAUSE I' M GETTING FUCKING LAID!
So she gees in the bathroom, and I rip my clothes off, and stand there waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And I' m like when the hell is she gonna come out? So I started getting nerve's. like maybe
she would change her mind, er maybe she was actually a dude er something.
The Zenger ottooh, the mere nerve's I got. What would I say to heathen she came out ofthe bathroom? How would I approach her? Eventually I got so nerve's that I couldn' t held it in anymore. I
took a shit right there en the carpet.
Ithought OH FUCK DH FUCK what am I gonna do? So I kinda kick it the side by the beeleave and hope she won' t notice it. She finally semes out ofthe bathroom, and I was sitting down en
the couch all trying to leek cool. But she instantly smells the beep and leeks around and sees it and she' s like "OH MYGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" So I trate play it the cool guy I am..
and I say "What do you think it is. baby?" and I make a face like I}
She kicks me out and I didn' t get laid.
plays it cool