Hey gaywads, you think you got it bad? Try being me.
My parents are never home, ever.
My sister is a total psycho with anger issues who kicks my ass every
time she sees me. Even worse is she has this friend I' m pretty sure
is a total queer. He sniffs flowers and cries every time you look at
I live in a culdesac with a lot of other kids my age. Some of them
aren' t so bad, though.
Like this one chick, smoking hot blonde, I' m pretty sure she' s slut.
She and this jock dude hang out a lot. He can be cool sometimes
but most of the time he' s a total dick and beats me and my friends
There' s this other guy from a foreign country, pretty sure he' s
The other kid who usually keeps to himself wonders around the
neighborhood talking to a of wood.
These three girls from the trailor park not far from us constantly
come over and screw with us. If their not trying to rape me, they' re
beating me up.
But what makes it worse are my 2 friends:
One is a nerd, I hardly understand anything he' s saying. He wears a
hat all the time and refuses to take it off. If you touch it he freaks
My other friend is a greedy pig who manages to drag us in to these
crazy ideas of how to scam the other kids in the neighborhood of
their money to go buy jaw breakers. His ideas hardly ever work.
The only things that keep me going are buttered toast and gravy,
I' m not sure why.
The worst part is me and my friends all have the same name.