How I met my bestfriend.
as ans day when I was lo, I arrived ts lemssl
and set dawn like usual.
As I squirmed around in my seat, I felt some
thing... squishing. I ignored it and
continued class.
em unusual smell came from below me. I was
checking my shees, my hands, my legs...
In the middle cf shims my math work thresh C?
And then it hit me
Like a black man with a brick.
I JUST SHIT EVERYWHERE.
without thinking, I charged cut cf M. rs. Lynn:
classroom. leaving em aroma cf shit in the
class. I upended up the first stall in the
bathroom and immeadiatly checked myself.
as now, it lacks like e fucking car
just burnt cut ell cf my penguins
bazaars, the entire lemssl smells
like crap, and I have ms underwear
ts wear. Great.
When finally I heard e smell voice ever the stall...
Yul: peep yourself has bro?"
I wasn' t Sure what ts say...
Should I say yes because he asked?
or is this e prank... Being thet I
was , without ' assk' xss! y twice...
Yeah men, I pooped everywhere, it's
running dawn my legs, and its an the
back cf my balls."
psh, that: bra, have yen
ever shit as much thet it started
dams up back? No? Didn' t thin):
reams in teachers faces.
Mare epic hi Isle's!,
And them it ell went shitty...
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