Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should
take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women. To test the finding, we men were fed is pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn' t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.