My Next Life
by Woody Allen
in my next life I want to we backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wow up in an aid people' s home
feeling better wary day.
You get hacked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
I . and a party on your first day.
k You work for still years until you' re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
l Vou party, drink alcohol. and are
s, generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a laid, you play.
Von house no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa we conditions with
central heating and room service
on tap, larger quarters every day
and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.