Weird Observations Part Duex
ifor"
WHY IN BASEBALL IS IT CALLED THE
WORLD SERIES IF IT IS ONLY PLAYED IN
WHY IS IT THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO
CAN GET A BANK LOAN ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO CAN PROVE THAT THEY DON' T NEED
ONE?
WHY IS IT THAT THE WORST ITCHES ARE
ALWAYS IN PLACES THAT ARE THE
HARDEST TO REACH?
THE ODDS OF A PIECE OF BUTTERED
BREAD FALLING BU' I' I" EPISIDE DOWN IS
DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE VALUE
OF THE CARPET:
WHY DO FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT
ENEMIES ACCUMULATE?
IT' S STRANGE HOW SICKNESS ALWAYS
SEEM TO START ON A FRIDAY EVENING
AND END ON A MONDAY MORNING.
WHY DO CHECK'S GET LOST IN THE
MAIL, BUT BILLS ALWAYS ARRIVE?
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU
MENTION SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT
HAPPEN IT THEN GOES AWAY BUT IF YOU
MENTION SOMETHING BAD MIGHT
HAPPEN IT ALWAYS DOES?
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN A MAN TALKS
DIRTY TO A WOMAN IT' S SEXUAL
HARASSMENT BUT WHEN A WOMAN
TALKS DIRTY TO A MAN IT' S . 95 PER
MINUTE?
IF CATS AND DOGS DIDN' T HAVE FUR,
WOULD WE STILL PET THEM?
WHY CAN' T YOU TICKLE YOURSELF?
ARE THERE SEEING EYE HUMANS FOR
BLIND DOGS?
YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE
INDESTRUCTIBLE BLACK BOX THAT IS
USED ON PLANES. WHY CAN' T THEY
MAKE THE WHOLE PLANE OUT OF THE
SAME SUBSTANCE?
AFTER EATING DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO
WAIT AN HOUR BEFORE GE' I' I" ING OUT OF
THE WATER?
CAN FAT PEOPLE GO ?
WHY ISN' T THERE
CAT FOOD? (on IS THERE BECAUSE I
HAVEN' T SEEN ANY)
WHY ISN' T "PALINDROME" SPELLED THE
SAME WAY BACKWARDS?
WHY IS IT WHEN A DOOR IS OPEN IT' S
AJAR BUT WHEN A JAR IS OPEN IT' S NOT
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN YOU' RE DRIVING
AND LOOKING FOR AN ADDRESS YOU
TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON THE
RADIO?
WHY IS IT CALLED A BUST WHEN IT
STOPS RIGHT BEFORE THE PART IT IS
NAMED AFTER?
WHY DON' T YOU EVER SEE BABY
PIGEONS?
WHY DOES FLAMMABLE AND
INFLAMMABLE MEAN THE SAME THING?
WHY DOES "CLEAVE" MEAN BOTH SPLIT
APART AND STICK TOGETHER?
WHY DO WE WASH BATH TOWELS?
AREN' T WE CLEAN WHEN WE USE THEM?
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. I WAS BUSY
WITH SCHOOL AND I WAS AT MY DADS
AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. SORRY FOR THE
WAIT. ENJOY THIS AND I' LL COME UP
WITH A PART a. KEEP SUBSCRIBING,
FRIENDING, AND THUMBINGS AND IF YOU
HAVE ANY, I CAN POST THEM IN PART 3
AND GIVE YOU DEDZ.
WHAT' S
THE DEAL
WITH
AIRPLANE
PEAN UTS?
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