How a geek pranks his girlfriend
Step I: Setup server with remote
access & hide it behind furniture.
Speech Recognition Text to speech
System Voice: Whisper t
Speaking Rate: -LOT
Slow nouns! Fest
El Announce when alerts are displayed I "serbian Options...
D Announce when an application requires your attention
El Speak selected text when the key is pressed
Current key Dpt'
To have clock announce the time: open Date A Time Preferences.,
To change Voiceover settings: open Universal Access preferences... I (B
Would you like to see my penis?
Heather, dont scream, please! Come back. Look
at my penis. It' s yellow and squishy and makes
animal noises when I pee.
Please Heather! Stare into my penis!
Step 4: Leave her alone in house. Remote
into machine & with volume all the way up,
I Look up “Heather. Heather-
Search with (magic
Spelling and Grammar
Layout Orientation Stop Speaking
New Trede Containing Selection as Nate
Add to itunes " a spoken Track
Sep 23, 2011 8: 05 AM
That scared the crap out
I was in the bathroom and
thought someone was in
And I won' t stare into your
I tried to hear what it was
saying, but I was pooping
and I didn' t know if
someone was in the
house, so I didn' t wanna
open the bathroom door
to hear better. It stopped
before I got out and
started again when I was
in the room so I went out
and noticed it was asking
me to do silly things in a
computer voice so I knew
it was you