Only in Artier" ica .... ..do make the aim walk all the way to the back ofthe store to
get their prtscr" ) while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Aerier" ica..... :) people order double cheeseburger's, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .... ..do banks leave vault doom open and then chain the pena to the
Only in Artier" ica .... ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollard in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
Only in Artier" ica ........ ..do we buy hot dog in packages often and buns in packages of eight..
Only in Artier" ica .....do they have ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the aun lightens our hair, but darkens our akin?
Why can' t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don' t you ever we the headline 'Psychic ‘Nina Lottery‘?
Why Is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why Is it that doctore call what they do 'practice'?
Why Is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real
Why Is the man who Invests all your money called a broker?
Why Is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why Isn' t there mt:) ) red cat food?
Why didn' t Noah awat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal Injections?
You know that Indestructable black box that Is used on airplanes? Why don' t they make the
whole plane out ifthat anuff?'.
Why don' t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con Is the opposite of pro, Is Congress the opposite of programa?
If flying Is SC) safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?