Weird ( Fart One
Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot
dog buns come in packs of eight?
Why can' t women put on mascara without
having there mouths open?
Why does no one pay attention to you until
you do something stupid or make a mistake?
Why is it if you look at your watch multiple
times, you still don' t know what time it is?
Why can' t you never remember Morgan
Freeman' s characters' names? You just know
that it was Morgan Freeman.
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of
long words
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Friends always come and go, but you always
accumulate enemies.
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that when it
contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If croutons are stale bread why do they come
in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled
through mountains for centuries" go out of
date next year?
Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no
decent human being would eat?
What do people in China call their good
plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house
arrest?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do people never say "It' s only a game"
when they' re winning?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you accidently ate your own tongue what
would it taste like?
Sorry it' s a little short, but I don' t know if
you guys want to see these. We will find out.
If this gets enough thumbs, I will definitely
make a part two, Thank you for all the
thumbs lately. I love you guys*
Why do you drive
in a parkway and
park in a drive
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