There was an old man who Couldn' t live
on his own anymore so he went and
moved in with his son. Things went by ,
but it soon started to take a toll on his son.
His son finally approached him and said,
Dad, I love you and everything, but I think
it' s time I took you to a home." The dad
was of course upset and didn' t want to
leave so the son made a deal with him.
He said, "How about this, you go and live
at a home, and if you don' t like it you can
come live with me." The dad thought that
was a fair deal so they go to a retirement
community and move him in.
A couple days passed by and the old man
woke up in his bed and had a raging hard
on. The nurse came in to give him his
medicine and noticed his erection. She
went and closed the door and crawled on
the bed and gave him an absolutely
amazing blowjob. The old man called up
his son and Couldn' t contain his
excitement. He shouted through the
phone, “Son! This is the greatest place
ever, I never want to Ieave!” So the son
says, "Well dad, I' m glad youre enjoying it
there!"
The next day the dad is walking down the
hallway and he falls over. All of a sudden
an older man comes by him and lays
down and fucks him in the ass. The dad
calls up his son crying and says, "Son, I
want to come home right now! This is the
worst place every' The son is shocked
and asks, "But dad, yesterday you said it
was the greatest place ever. What
happened?' So the dad, still bawling his
eyes out says, "Well, let' s just say I get a
hard on once a year, but I fall down every
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