Drunk people have the best ideas.
So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, ell the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a shit.
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh shit.. .If I were taking a shit, and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to fuck him up-. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he fucking SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.