A fergalicious comp of fun things to do
Jump on to your desk, shout "ARRIBA!" and proceed
to belly dance to a tape of 'Livin La Vida Loca'
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger
it, and whisper huskily, ", that feels
Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you
just shut up!",
Come to work in army camoflauge and when asked
why, say," l can' t talk about it".
Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your
trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute
sprint around the office whilst holding your hands
out to your side and making aeroplane noises.
Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and
return quietly to your seat as if nothing had
At the beach
Affective if you' re a man), Wear a tight, red
swimming costume and run in slow motion in the
style of Baywatch, whilst running, flick your hair
in an appealing manner.
Stagger up the beach in old ripped clothes
clutching a matchstick and tell everyone that this
is all that is left of your ship.
Practice your ostrich impressions.
Pretend to be a crab, go ahead and nip people.
Beforehand, place a piece of bloodied meat on the
edge of the sea, later go around and ask if anyone
has seen your doggie. Say he was playing in the
water when you heard someone say SHARKS and
you haven' t seen him since.
On your first day of school (even better if this is a
Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the
professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite
right, old bean!"
Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates
that the S stands for "stud".
in a bathroom stall
Say, "Hamm, We never seen that colour before."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass well"
Say, "Chen Mr. Happy! Don' t fall asleep on me!"
Play a well known drum cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
Drop a bra on the floor under the stall wall
and sing "Born Free"
Just to relieve boredom
Have a tea party with your pets
When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the
person in front of you,
Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
While in a friends house, cover their toilet in
When crossing the road, run across in
exaggerated slow motion whilst humming
Chariots of fire', When you reach the other
side, slow mo celebrate. Get emotional.
Put your head in a candy floss machine... aee what
Wear a sheet as a toga, proclaim yourself to be
Farticle' and pass wind every time you speak
Pick up the coins in the fountain in the mall and