Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they tand that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights out since they cant see each other signing, or read
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a s
Honey, why don' t we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don' t want to have sex, reach over an
it squeeze my right breast two timess
The husband thinks this is a great idea, He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on
his penis one time.
If she doesn' t want to have sex, pull on
hundred and fifty times.
his penis two