How to end a marriage in style
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John wakes up in the early morning hours to find his wife Mary has finally come
home after a long night. john goes out of his bedroom and downstairs and sees Mary
at the door, crying.
What' s wrong?" he asks.
Tm a bad wife," she says.
What happened?" he asks.
Last night I slept with another man while I was at the Nickelback concert. I am so
sorry. He was just some roadie, and I was really drunk" she exclaims.
John gets incredibly angry and starts to storm up the stairs. He turns around and
yells, "ll can' t believe you would do that?'
Honey. I' m so sorry. Please forgive me," she cries.
No. I can' t. We have to get a divorce," he replies.
No baby. Please no,'' she screams in sadness.
You' betrayed my trust, you' gone against everything! told you to do, and you
completely let me down. We have to get a divorce." he says.
We please. I' m so sorry. All I did was sleep with another man while I was really
drunk and I didn' t mean to," she retorts.
Thais not why we need to get a divorce," he says.
Oh. then why do we need to get a divorce?'' she asks.
Because you went to a Nickelback concert"