How to annoy people part 6
How to annoy people part 6
31. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
32. Tell people their accent isn' t fooling anyone.
33. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
34. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
35. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
36. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
37. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
38. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
41. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the
listener it was a ''real hoot."
42. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
43. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
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