How to annoy people part 4
How to annoy people part 4
16. While making presentations,
occasionally bob your head like a Parakeet.
17. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it' s gone now."
19. Ask people what gender they are.
20. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
21. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
22. Change your name to "John Lamarsmith" for the great
glory of being First in the phone book. Claim it' s a Hawaiian name,
and demand that people pronounce each "a."
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