Dr. Calvin R arkson a scientist from
Texas A& M University has invented a
bra that keeps women s breasts from
jiggling bouncing up and down and
prevents the nipples from pushing
through the fabric when cold weather
At a news conference, after announcing
the invention avarge group of men took
Dr. Rickson outside asskicked the shit
The Silent Generation are people
born before 1946.
The Baby Boomers are people born
between 1916 and 1959.
Generation X are people born between
1960 and 1989.
Generation Y are people born between
1990 and now.
Why do we call the last one
I did youknow but a cartoonist
explains it eloquently below... Learned
something new today
Two l ittle boys ages 8 and T) are excessively
They are always getting into trouble and their
parents know if any mischief occurs in their
town the two boys are probably involved.
The boys mother heard that a preacher in
town had been successful in disciplining
chldren so she asked if he wadd speak with
her boys The preacher agreed but he asked to
see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning
with the older boy to see the preacher in the
afternoon. The preacher a huge man with a
deep booming voice sat the younger boy down
and asked him Nerdy Do you know where
God is son?
The boys mouth dropped open but he made no
response sitting there wide ‘eyed with his
mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an
even sterner tone Where is God?! Again the
boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised is voice even more and shook his finger
in the boys face and bellowed WHERE is
The boy screamed & bolted from the room ran
directly home & dove into is closet slamming
the door behind him. When is older brother
found him in the closet he asked What
The younger brother gasping for breath
replied We are in BIG trouble this time! GOD
is missing and they thick WE did it!
A congressman was seated iffiest class next to
alittle girl on an airplane. He turned to her and
sad Do you want to tdk? Rights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow
Doolittle girl who had just started to read her
book replied to the total stranger What wadd
you want to talk about?
Oh I dontknow said the congressman. How
about global warming universal health care or
stimulus packages? as he saled smugly.
OK she said. Those mild be interesting topics
but let me ask you a . A horse a
cow and a deer at eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excreta little pellets while a cow
turns out a flat patty but a horse produces
clumps. Why do presuppose that s?
The legislator visibly surprised by the little
girls intelligence thinks about it and says
Hamm I have no idea.
To which Doolittle girl replies Do you really feel
qualified to discuss globb warming universal
health care or the economy when you don t know
Then she went back to reading her book.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four young mothers and their small
You all have obsessions he observed.
To the first mother Mary he said You are
obsessed with eating. Youve even named your
He turned to the second mom Ann: Your
obsess ion is with money. Again it manifests itself
in your chin name Penny.
He turned to the third mom Joyce: Your
obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in
your chads name Brandy,
At this point the fourth mother Kathy quietly
got up took Doolittle boy by the hand and
whispered Come on Dick this guy has no idea
what hes talking about. Lets pick up Peter and
Wily from school and go get dinner.
Thanks tor .
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