This might not be for everyone
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Unconventional Offer for Adventurous please Mg ,
Home Owner (Vancouver) : i..': ed
This offer is net fer everyine. Those of yen who have saved every penny for men of your
life m afford a dawn payment and currently werk around the clack in make me: ngage
payments, I commend yen en yen: efforts, but this pest is not fer you.
De yen ewn mere than ene property? De yen have many rental hem's with m
mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining
that there are rats in the walls‘? Have you always wanted your ewn ? Now is your
chance my friend.
In exchange for ene of your impieties, I will be your personall dinosawr for ene year. I
will be at year beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosawr . The type of
dinosawr is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the
mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress yen: guests, and much mere. (No sex stuff
mung, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosawr sounds, eat what the particular dinosawr eats
and maybe even sit on a false dinosaur egg, if you are m inclined. I am well educated,
fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments
and have no criminal record er outstanding warrants.
All this and more. This is the only way you will ever have yen: pet dinosawr. and the only
way I will ever be able m acquire a hense in Vancouver.
Serious offers only please.