Actual Austrailian court case
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got m a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved tn another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When m the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about an years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, itwas like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
Logan' s reduce the swelling,' and I had tn smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodarant sign that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
whq I just lost it/
CASE DIES/ !'