aim Lamond presents
the world' s hottest peppers
In 1912. a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the hast
for measuring pepper hotness/ spiciness/ piquancy.
Presumably, before the Scoville test, pepper heat was
measured through more subjective methods:
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The main problem with the Scoville heat test is that it does not record the
actual experience of eating a pepper. The following is a useful scale for
anyone stupid enough to actually eat peppers:
Type of pepper Eating it feels like...
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2. 501» 5. 000 scoville units
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are ON .
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1, 463, 000 Scoville units
Fruits like apples are typically delicious snacks. This encourages animals to eat i
the hurt and subsequently poop out the nuns seeds. Plants benefit greatly
from this poem seed dispersal.
Peppers advertise themselves as bright, beautiful, tasty fruits, but punish us tor
eating them. Are pepper plants just major assholes?
well. that peppers have a much
better way to travel than through our '? P-
they use bird droppings.'
Unlike mammals, birds are not affected by spiciness.
The presence of ppi( lets mammals know that they need to back the fuck
offend . pepper plants because:
I i Birds are more likely to leave pepper seeds intact while eating and
2) Birds are more likely to indiscriminately shit everywhere
C) seed takes root
Cs? bird eats peppers
G) wiry, Trcy pepper we
Humans have a habit codifying mother nature' s intentions.
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