Questions I think about instead of learning in school.
1. Would it be cheaper on my water bill ifi peed in the sink?
2. What would happen ifi got up and yelled "Bullshit!"
3. Ifi got in a fight with the teacher, would I win?
4. Wonder what that hot girl would do ifi grabbed her boobs.
5. Would people believe me ifi acted like I had some crazy
flesh eating virus and yelled "It' s eating my skin!"
6. Could I get away with bringing my pitbull to class?
7. I' m gonna throw my shoe at someone.
8. On my way out I' m gonna kick the door open and yell
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
9. If this were a rage comic I wonder who I' d be? FA guy?
10. I am going to get on my desk and put my hoodie over
my knees and hood over my face and hum to myself.