How to get to the front page
A list by someone who has never
made front page
Let' s start with the obvious and inevitable:
Everyone knows that the fastest way to make it
to the front page is by posting a nice picture of
your tits. It doesn' t matter if you' re a fat chick, an
anerexic slut, a hefty male, of an attention
seeking dog. Boobs = front page.
2. Facts about your country.
Even though nobody really cares about your stupid
homelands, you' re guaranteed front page for posting
a dumb comp about them. You' ll get there faster if
your native lands just so happen to be Canada. We
all love Canada, right?
3. Make a post on how to make front page.
One of the quickest routes to front page are through
compilations about getting to the front page. They' re
easy, fast, and totally effective. Even if you' never
made it to the front page, this is still a good choice. All
you have to do is look at the front page, then write
down what you see!
Now, let' s look at the not so obvious:
4. Make friends.
Try to make friends with people who frequently get to
the front page, or that have a habit of "advertising"
content in the descriptions of their posts. By getting
them to advertise for you, you' re sure to make it to the
front page in no time!
Make a compilation about getting to the front
page. Carefully and subtly use your own tips to
make it to the front page! Infinite front page?
The key to success is to appeal to your audience,
whether it be through a common like, or common
7. Be a hot chick.
This one isn' t as easy as the others. Unless you have
the right genetic make up, of course! However, the
majority of us don' t. To fake being a hot chick, simply:
A. find an image on Google and claim that it' s a picture
B. browse your Facebook friends for a hot chick, then
use her picture
C. have a twin sister. Twins = 110% hotter.
8. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Post MLP: FM in every post. Just a slight reference can,
and will, get you to front page.
These are all of the tips for now!
Hope you enjoyed these.