The Bro Code
1. If you' known a guy for more than 24 hours,
his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually
2. When questioned by a friend' s girlfriend, you
need not and should not provide any information
as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to
deny his very existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your
immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail
within 24 hours.
4. A best man' s toast may not include any of the
following phrases, "one time in
Montreal", "one time when we were all piss
drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest
rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your
friends by 50% without
recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot
is allowed to yell out "bullshit!".
exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the
allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait
for another man is 5 minutes. The
maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are
required to wait 10 minutes for every
point of hotness she scores on the classic
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in
your buddy' s refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at
will if the temperature is not suitable. 9. A friend
must be permitted to borrow anything you own -
grill, car, firstborn child
within 12 hr notice. Women or anything
considered "lucky" are not applicable in
10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to
distract the skanky friend of the
hot babe he' s to score) is vow legal dutf.