How to become a douchebag
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How do I become a douchebag so I can get some
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To become a douchebag is, first of all, a matter of attitude. Do you think you' re the
hottest s'" t on the block? Do you like to believe that you' re a very pretty man and the
most important guy ever? Start there. Pretend that you have confidence by entirely
overcompensating for your insecurities-
Then, try to utilize the same grooming habits and lifestyle in the wild.
Purchase , and use it EVERY DAY. Start using steroids and hanging out at
the gym every day in order to be able to show off your , wifebeater-
encased chest. Obtain some large diamond studs for the ear piercings that you, as a
should have anyway. Buy lip gloss. Have a brownout haircut. Buy those
huge tubs of hair gel at the dollar storeroom will need it! Obtain a platinum chain and
put across on it, because your# 2 love is above (since your#‘ l love is yourself, of
course). Pop _ Invest in some expensive sunglasses. Learn some basic
nonsensical gang signs so that you and your bros can have an epic . zis. t:. i. tles). t:.). iic. picture.
Finally, continue denying that you' re gay or, at best, highly insecure. Homophobia and
douchebaggery go hand in hand.
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lam the greatest piece of sh* t that ever lived!
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