How To Become an Internet Hit PART UNO
BECOMING A YOUTUBE HIT
For The Unusually Gullible PTA
First of all, for this to work, we have to assume you look like this:
And since you look like this:
It' s not going to be easy for us to get you popular, since inthere' s anything we know, it' s
that the only people who surf the internet are trekkies, prepubescant teenage girls, and people
looking for free porn.
So, we have to use some creativity. Before we begin you need to decide what type of
internet hit you want to be: The bye to hate one, the admired one, or the one hitter. Not sure what
the difference is? Let me explain more in depth:
1. The One We Love to Hate
This guy is probably the easiest to acheive, all you
need is a central character who is so pitiful and educated
that we enjoy watching them for the sole purpose of making
ourselves feel like less of a douchebag. You can do this by
using words at inappropriate times, for example:
Someone Else): What time is dinner?
You): Touche.
2. The One We Admire
I f _ lil . - This guy is the internet hit that is so
irrefutably cool that people will cling to their eatery
word. This guy is the second easiest to accomplish.
In order to execute this successfully, you must first
say something goddamn hilarious, and follow that will
something cool.
Example:
You then follow this joke up by
trenching an insanely hot female at the
same time as shooting off a flare gun at
a crowd of whose ms covered in
gasoline.
3. The One Hitter
The one hitter is a single video with someone doing
something so ridiculous or strange that it becomes instantly popular.
When this is done you can do an infinite amount of remixes and
MEMES to go along with it. What makes this one the most difficult is
that to make on ofthose you need to have acces to either: A cute
child, a cute animal, a cute child holding a cute animal.
ffyou don' t have access to anything cute, try taking up the other two
videos, if you do you should be set. Here' s an example:
Cute Kid: (Cute dumbass kid pun)
Cute animal then proceeds to do cute shit)
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