One night, I picked up my
parents from a business party, K”
they were drunk off their asses.
Suddenly a oar drives up next
to us at a red light, and there
is a dog in the back seat.
I see the driver turning his
head to tell me to shut my
A n HE?! COULD
run KEEP YOUR
SILENT FDR. l
My parents start going and SPLIT til --
bark louder and more aggressive than
any dag possibly eould, it sounds like
I have a pair of large rabies
contaminated pitbulls in the back.
parents aren' t