A boat hit a storm in the ocean
and only three passengers survived.
They managed to swim to a nearby
Unfortunately for them, the island
was inhabited b canibals.
The cannibals informed them all that they would
be killed, eaten, and then canoes would be made
But the t: canibals told them that they would each be granted something they
desired before they were killed- and that the wanders had surprisingly
large resorces available,
The first man thought, and said "I would like to be with a beautiful
island girl before I die."
r Cannibals nod, and agree. In fact, they ran off and
ught back not one, but two beautiful women. The
MINI is n was shown a hut where he spent the best night
his life with the two islanders.
The next morning, as he left the hut, the man
was grabbed by the cannibals. They proceeded
to kill him, eat him, and make a canoe out of his
The second man was asked what he would like before he was killed., He
thought for a few minutes, then said that what he would most the was to have
a meal fed to him as though he were a king.
instantly the islanders jumped into action, p. 'aall, ".....,.,,, - f,
bringing out plate after plate of amazing, 5' y. ''. .ll':' , ? Bl,
him by women just as beautiful as the l!
last man had spent the night with.
When he amid eaten more, he patted hi Ci j!,, Ill' -J . y
belly and thanked the Headers for the ' . _ E. .
delicious meal. The Cannibals proceeded to have their OWN feast, killing
man, eating him, and making a canoe out of his skin.
The last man is asked what he wanted before he died.
l can have anything?' he asked.
Anything, they told him.
Welt then" he said, "l would like a fork."
The islanders looked at each other, confused.
That' s it'?" they asked him. he fork?"
Yep" he replied. "A good, strong, shiny sharp fork." h
So they grabbed one of the forks from the feast and handed it
to the man.
He propaly took the fork and began repeatedly stabbing
himself, all over his chest, belly, legs, arms, everywhere
YOU' LL NEVER IN/ l/ utils
A CANOE OUT OF h/ lell"