wat (more funny in description)
Step 1: Acquire Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Optional: Lick your
Step 2: Place portal r M
on any box or
moveable surface. N W
Step 8: Wait until you feel a bowel movement coming.
Step 10: Clench anus to keep feces from slipping out.
practice with some anal
Step 11: Remove any pants, underwear, shorts, ect.