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PROBLEM ,
NORMALFAGS ,
Tired of being
all lthe time? Want more
life?
Troll Science knows
everything!
Umm, okay?
So that means you can pour
Mtn. Dew on any healthy
food so people will get
Fact: Mountain Dew has
caffeine in it, caffeine is
a drug and you can get
addicted to it.
Nursing homes will g bankrupt.
Life will go bankrupt.
Doctors will go bankrupt,
You have made an
elixir of life!
Mtn. Dew company will make s s ' s
Are you going in hell? .TC% eaa Contrary to popular belief, when you go to
Dld you hull Ian ham I
and god raged?
Everybody knows yew have a halo hovering
Before you we ask a proctor to surgically on your head alter you die!
attach a magnet to sourhead
That combined with the magnet you have
below prepared in case, the magnet will _ ,
pull you cowards your halo, but the halo will Enjoy eternal harmony!
still hover above your head, therefore, your
soul with an lining upwards!
Instead dial n
to heaven!
Use magnets for absolutely no
reason whatsoever.
PACTS:
Troll cars can go at
the speed of light
DO YOU SEE
THE
CONNECTION?
Aquire car and Paint it red
laser .
technology to
become first
Outrun
car fags y " cornman'\ es
new rm ,
nom' new
Ellis VI
Then get a
how. the an one
100% effective
U MAD,
PLANNED
PARENTHOOD?
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