Par' T 2
10. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,
like my grandfather.. Nert screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
9. Sex is mot the answer. Sex is the
question. "Yes" is the answer.
8. Politicians and diapers have one thing
in common. They should both be changed
regularly, and for the same reason.
Tthe early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
6. Evening news is where they begin with
Good evening', and then proceed to tell
you why it isn' t.
5 God must love stupid people. He
made so many.
4. You do not need a parachute to
skydive. You only need a parachute To
3. H' s ntry the fall that kills you; it' s
the sudden stop trt the end.
2. Always borrow money from a
pessimist. He won' t expect it back.
1. You are such a good friend that if we
were on a sinking ship Together and
there was only one life jacket-. I' d miss
you heaps and think of you often.
Well, lets raise the bar this Time... 15
thumbs for more, C) and I get that these
aren' t very funny.