Me and my
roomate' s oute
girlfriend, both
hammered at a
halloween party*
Suddenly she starts
kissing up on my chest and
neck
Where' d my
boyfriend
Wait, he really likes her.
And bros before hos. Time to
tito the right thing I' m so sorry! Don' t tell
my boyfriend!
Find him hooking up with
And ta tell her an ex of mine in another
boyfriend. T don' t care if T
have to live with him after
this, he deserves to know.
Sup bro,
you need
somethin'?
PIKERS CE
ADHERE CE
Nah, just don' t aome home
for a few hours
...