A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the
kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son said, "All of you sons of hitches who want off, get the
hell off now, ealse this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
hitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, ealse
we' re going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don' t use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. when you
aome out, you may play with your train, but I want you to
use nine language."
Two hours later, the son eames out of the bedroom and
resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say, '' passengers who are
disembarking from the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy
continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ash you to
stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there " no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the ehind added, "For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen."