limit 23 'arm):, 2 -Hours ago D]
Hot tweetie mugged..
I was walking home from my girlfriends, noticed three black guys on the other side of the road keep turning around
to look at me. Kept walking and they crossed the road to my side, one in Root and two behind. One from behind
attempts to trip me up by hooking my foot but I was walking to Fast For it to work.
They then give up on that method and go straight for the "Hey mud, got the time yo?‘ which about (1. 5 seconds
later turns in "Whats in yo pockets mud?" white they crowded around me. This is when I realised that during dinner I
had put a spoon in my pocket to eat desert upstairs later. I reach into my pocket and bring out the spoon in a wide
movement while saying "Yo I have a spoon mud. want to borrow it baud?". m reply I received "why you got a fucking
spoon? you crazy‘. They than just turned around and started to well: away looking back to make sure I wasn' t
more Saved from mugging by spoon.
I' m pretty sure the spoon I had was sheer and worth more than the / phone I had on me at the time too.
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f 13 om" -'tts 46 minutes ago F)
if That makes me want to carry a spoon around with me, You could probably use that to get out of anything.
Got any spare changer"
I have this; SPOON."
sir, you will need to appear for jury duty.“
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1 point 7 minutes ago (-)
it This post made me laugh For 5 minutes, thank you man.
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