I all the pigeons: {men all the pigeon cages in the game to
achievement (30 points)
Because pigeons should be allowence mam free and poop on people' s
heads as they please. It must be a French thing.
Bad Com guy
Manic Lumberjacks: Knock down a small forest [15 points)
The devs missed a shining opportunity to call this a Lumberjacks. and I' m
ffyou' re having trouble killing those ferocious trees, you may find it
useful to know you can shoot them, stab them, use explosives at their base,
or launch rockets at the evil foliage.
Blitz: The League
Burning Sensation: You feel itchy down below. Did you pick up
of something from your last opponent? (69 points)
This is one osmana variations on the 'catch it from playing with someone
else who has it theme, but Blitz: The makes it seem so... sordid.
To ensure you feel itchy and scratchy play against an opponent who has '
and nicely to use an Unleash move on you, to be "100% sure you
also get '. Then you can pass it on to others in the same way. Sharing is
caring.
Beind: Threw interceptions in one game ( points)
This may well be achieved without even trying, but ifyou' re struggling by
being too good at the game, try throwing plenty of deep balls against the
New England Regulars.
one The League II
Testicals: Ruptured ‘iii scrotums in any mode of play (20 points)
Nasty, just nasty. ffyou' re feeling particularly mean towards youre. l or
multiplayer buddies, you' ll needto get a strong hit directly in front ofthe
character carrying the ball, andthen aim low.
ait, l. Skidmark: Cause 3 weather slips to your opponent in a
ll Campaign Mode game (‘iii points)
You can get an opponent to fall down ifthey' re on a slippery surface (for
example, mud) by flicking the right thumbstick while you have the ball.
Blue Dragon
Escaped more than : You hed from battle more than 50
times [El points)
Do like Monty Python and Run away! Run Away!
Defeat King Poo: Find and defeat the rare monster King Poo (30
points)
The Achievement ism so odd in itself, but then there' s the fact that you need
to find a giant poo and tight it to get it. 30 points is not to be sniffed, but be
warned- King Poo is one ofthe hardest monsters to defeat in the game. The
scoop on the poop: King Poo will appear afternon jetfuel control ofthe
Mechas on disaggree and can be found in the ancient ruins caverns north-
north west .
lilla HELL Mode Cleared: All stages were beat in HELL
mode [1 point)
Aw, mean. One miserable point for completing the game on the
toughest
Bu! : Edition
Flowers are the cheapest gift in the game that you can give to the ladies for
the boys, ifyou' re that way inclined) for a smooch. The anygame ladies
obviously arent all that smart, as they dont seem to realize that the hewers in
question grow right outside their dorm, although - be warned- not in Winter.
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