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A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent [Cotton] is ready to assist you.
Cotton: Hello, my nameis Colton.
Cotton: Before we begin chatting would you mind sharing a bit about your
background and interestin the church and I will do the same? I will be with you
as soon as less you are done.
Me: Hi
use I m st want to troll you!
Cotton: I know you are trolling, but would you like to be serious and learn more
about our basic beliefs now?
Me: Why do you make it so hard?
Cotton: Why dont you field something profitable or productive to do when you' re
Cotton: So make Mom and Dad proud
lite: Becasue I' m 14 and procrastinating my homework...
Colton: Make something
Cotton: Do your homework
Cotton: And stay off the worthless sites that do this stuff.
tritton: Dr you' ll wind up like all the so something losers on it
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