It was entertainment night at the Senior
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I' m here to
put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as
Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket
watch from his coat.
I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. it' s a very special watch. It' s
been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.,,"
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying
watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist' s fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.
SHIT!" said the Hypnotist
It took three days to clean up the Senior
Claude was never invited back to entertain