To make a trip to Walmart fun.
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THINGS TO DO AT WALMART
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 minute intervals
2. Start playing football. See how many people you can get to join in
3. Make a trail of Orange Juice on the ground leading to the restrooms
4. Walk up to an employee and in an official tone say "I think we' got a code 3
in housewares" See what happens
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them off, set them to Ma: volume,
turn them all on
6. While in any department, yell "Who BUYS this shit ANYWAY'?"
It Put Mama on Layaway
BEEP as much of the store as possible
9. Randomly throw things into neighboring isles
10. Take up an entire isle in Toys by setting up a full scale battle field with GA
Joes vs. the
ll. Take bets on the battle
12. When Handling guns in the Hunting department, ask where the
13. Switch the mens and womens signs on the bathrooms
14. Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission impossible theme
15. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream "THE VOICES ARE BACK"
16. Go to an empty stand and try to check people out
17. Hold indoor Shopping cart races
18, Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap
19. Put condoms in random peoples carts without looking
20. Drive around the entrances screaming "The British are Coming!"
21. Jump through a pyramid of cans yelling " GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT
22. Slip and fall with shit that breaks like milk, eggs and so forth. Make sure to
cry in embarrassment at the mess you have made.
23. Grab a whole stack of gift cards then use a non working credit card to try
and fill them. Get angry at cashier and ask to see a manager saying they are
doing it wrong.
24. Ask to speak with a manager at service, when they come ask them if they
can have someone type an application for you at the job kiosk. If they refuse
tell them you will call corporate office to snitch on them for you are disabled
and can' t type (illiterate, basically perfect for any walmart job)
25. Go to a phone (there are several hanging on poles or at empty counters] and
press #96. This will get you the intercom. You know what to do. stupid
l it wont work unless you know the last two digits of the store
number. store number 3145 would be #9645, check your receipt for the