A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to
open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm
bank!", "1 don' t care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens
the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink
it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO
IT!" So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that
one as well,", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally
after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,
See honey - its not that hard."