Twe married buddies are out drinkin one ht when one turns to the
itraver and says, 'Nou knew, I_ den’ t new what ease to do whenever I go
home after been out , I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off t e engine and coast inte the garage. I
take my shees eff efore I go inte the_ hause, I sneak up the stairs, I
get undressed in the bathromm. I ease inte bed and my wife STILL wakes
iup and at me fer staying out so eate!”
His budd Weeks at him and s, "tell, ' re obvious) takin the
approach. I serener inte the driveway, seam the door, sterm up
the steps, threw my shees inte the , Jump inte bed, soap her on
the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' ... and she arways acts eike
sshe' s sound asleep!"
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