RULES OF THE MEN' S BATHROOM
I. No talking in the bathroom
Could be acceptable if there IS no one in there
except you and people you know, but even then
L. The one space rule:
Always leave one space between urinals, no exceptions, if
there are no spaces then you wait.
If you are the first one there, then make sure you pick one
which will enable maximum usage of the urinals allowing a
space between each one.
No looking down, especially at the urinals
If at the urinals then look straight infront of you while peeing.
you follow rule 2 then you won' t get in that situation
l. No hanging around the bathroom.
Get in, do your business, then leave
Cool lets go back
Note all of the above
rules, may be difficult if
you' re a gay blind guy
How the hell
do I get out
of h- PENIS!