How to Become A Famous Musician
HOW TO BECOME A
L. MUSICIAN
HENRY
WORK MONTHS AND
MONTHS AND EVEN
YEARS COMPOSING
COMPLEX MELODIC
STRUCTURES AFTER
SPENDING DENIES
STUDYING THE FINE ART
OF COMPOSING
WORK ON MAKING
YOU MUSIC FUN AND
CATCHY! MAKE SURE
INTERESTING AND
MAKES YOU WANNA
D ANCE!
MAKE YOUR MUSIC
ENJOYABLE TO ANYBODY
NO MATTER WHO THEY
ARE. GET POPULAR IN
BEING TALENTED AND
THROUGH PEOPLE
SHARING YOUR WORK
WITH THER FRIENDS,
MAKE MUSIC THAT STILL
TAKES TIME TO WRITE
WITH EPIC GUITAR RIFFS
AND COMPLICATED SOLOS
FILL YOUR SONGS WITH
EMOTION THAT LETS
SEVERAL DENIES, ALSO
JUST PLAIN NJ ASS
STILL HAVE YOUR MUSIC
MOVE PEOPLE AND PUT
ABSCENT AMMOUNT OF
EFFORT INTO IT. TRY TO
KEEP IT SIMPLE THOUGH,
PEOPLE DON' T WANT TO
THINK,
EARLY 2000' S
BE ON DISNEY CHANNEL
TRY TO NOT HAVE TALENT_
MAKE YOUR SONGS WITH AN
EASY RYTHEM AND SIMPLE
BEAT DENISE PEOPLE ARE
STUPID ALSO TRY NOT TO
CHANGE PITCH, THATS
CONFUSING_ MNT USE A
LOT OF WORDS EITHER, JUST
SAY "OH" AND REPEATE THE
LAST SMELLABLE OF WORDS
MAKE YOUR MUSIC SO
RETARDED THAT PEOPLE
COMPLAIN ABOUT AND
WON' T SHUT UP ABOUT Ir.
USE THIS TO YOUR
ADVANTAGE " THEY
SPENT YOUR NAME ALL
OVER THE INTERNET MAKING
YOU MORE POPULAR THAN
YOU COULD EVER BE BY
TRYING TO BE GOOD
RIGHT NOW
YOU CAN TELL, THERE IS
A PRETTY DISCONECT
PATTERN GOING ON WITH
THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND I
DON' T WANT TO BE HERE
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THE FUTURE?
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