Tyler Durden works at a Mac Store
I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of people come in every day and try
out all of our computers I iphones f
ipads I whathaveyou. It' s not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out,
I (and a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few weeks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single,
I went go through his contacts, found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "l" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week.
Now, We done this a few times since, but
it takes more work than a simple troll status.
Yesterday at closing time, I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in. I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama; it was kind of
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
with the girl I messaged!