What two statues would do if
they were brought to life...
There were two statues sitting in a park, expressionless, when
suddenly they pop into life with an angel standing in front of them.
He says,
Since you two have
been asleep for so
long, I have been
instructed to give
you souls and allow
you to do whatever
you want to for
thirty minutes.
They come out from behind the bush about fifteen minutes laver.
The angel says,
CCD
You have fifteen
minutes left,
would you like to
go again?
This time, you hold down the
pigeon and I' ll shit on its head!
...
