And then the fight started
And then the fight started...
2. My wife and I are watching who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while
we were in bed. I turned to her and said, Do you want to have sex?
No, she answered. I then said. Is that your final answer?" She didn' t
even look at me this time. simply saying, Yes. So I said. Then Pd
like to phone a friend.
And then the fight started.,.,.,
4, Saturday morning I got up early. quietly dressed. made my lunch. grabbed the dog.
and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the beat up to the truck, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 51) mph. so I
pulled back into the garage. turned on the radio. and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day. I went bad: into the house. quietly undressed. and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wires back. now with a different anticipation. and
whispered. The weather out there is terrible.
My loving wife of IO years replied. Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing
And then the fight started ._.
ti. I ") a oar this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car, You know how sometimes you just
get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn' t
believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my ear. looked up at me, and shouted. I AM NOT
So. I looked down at him and said. Well, then which one are you?
And then the fight started,, l ..
8. A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband. I feel horrible, l laag
old, fat and ugly. l really need you to pay me a compliment,'
The husband replies, Tour eyesight' s dam near perfect.
And then the fight started.....
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