I decided to take the famous “Very Hungry Caterpillar”
thread and actualy Photoshop the words " the
book. So without further adieu, I present to -
IT' S THE VERY HUNGRY
JUST LOOK AT HOW
by Erie Carle
with the help
In the light of the
moon lay a goddamn
leaf. A FUCKING
One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and POP. - went the egg. A caterpillar
came out and he' s all like, 'SHIT, LOOK AT ME, I' M A CATERPILLAR!”
So he set out to find some
motherfucking tasty munchies.
On Monday On Tuesday on Wednesday
he ate through he ate through he ate through
one apple. two pears, three plums,
But he was still but he was BUT HE WAS STILL
hungry. still hungry. FUCKING HUNGRY.
On Thursday he ate through FOUR GODDAMN STRAWBERRIES.
BUT FUCK ME
THAT BASTARD WAS STILL FUCKING HUNGRY
ON FRIDAY HE ATE THROUGH FIVE ORANGES
SKINS AND ALL
BUT HIS BO' ITEMLESS CHASM OF AN INVERTEBRATE' S
STOMACH STILL DEMANDS MORE FOOD!
HOLY SHITBALLS, HE IS AN