A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and
every once in a while a fell out onto the sidewalk.
Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady, "I' d better go back
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well,
now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that
money? You didn' t steal it, did you?"
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand
behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my
fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘Gk, buddy!
Give me , or off it comes.‘
well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."