A lady picked up several items at a discount
store. When she finally got up to the checker, she
learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker
got on the intercom and boomed out for the
entire store to hear, 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE
THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad
enough, but somebody at the rear of the store
apparently misunderstood the word Tampax' for
In a businesslike tone, a voice
boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT
THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'