LARGE CRIB WANTED
I need a large[ tall) crib fer my 9 month old. The crib I have right now is too
small - he keeps chiming out! I need a crib that is too high for my baby to get
out of t Please respond with pictures. Contact Julia @ """"*
I may have the perfect crib for yee. It is a very large crib that has some features
to prevent your baby from escaping. Please let me know if you are interested.
How big is it? Do we have any pictures of it?
It is very large. As I said, it has modifications to prevent escape- The entire rep
perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a
car battery. When Someone tries to escape the crib, they will be given a gentile
electric shed, which will discourage them from attempting to climb out of the
crib again. The price includes a lit volt car battery, but a battery
can always be purchased, depending en how fat yew child is. Here is a picture of
I am currently using the crib fer one of my friends who happens to be a midget.
He tends to frequently get drunk and violent, so we put him in this crib when he
starts getting belligerent. The battery works great fer keeping him in, so I am
assuming it will work great fer your child. The only reason I are getting rid w it is
because the midget was recently arrested for arson, so he won' t be around fer a
I have something else that we may be interested in as well. Are you tired of
waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of your baby crying? With this
clever device, you won' t even have to get out of bed to calm your baby.
It is a little mobile that I invented called "The ." Simply hang it above
the crib, and the microphone will detect when the baby is crying. If the crying
reaches a certain decibel level, the box wilt spray a calming mist of pepper spray
into the crib. It trains your baby not to cry in no time! It worked great on the
midget when he started yelling. It ewes with 2% CS pepper spray, which is
practically harmless. It can be upgraded to bear mace if your child continues to
cry- I have decorated the Eliminator with friendly smiley faces to Seyfert yew
I am asking ED fer the , and fer the combe- Let me
know if we want to set up a time to step by and check this stuff out.
Uh my god
Please tell me we' re kidding. Qmhe kidding, right?
Why would I be kidding? I thaoght was more than reasonable. I got a let of
use out of these things before social services took my kid away. I still do
whenever the midget comes over.
den' t know what to say to we. You are a disgusting excuse for a human being.
How dare you ever think that I would use this fer my child. Don' t you ever femail
me again, we scumbag-
I' been called we hath things fer my haggling tactics, but you seem to have
been very offended by the price I have offered. I are wiry; I had no intention of
offending we. I will drep the tital price to fer everything, and I' ll even
throw this in fer free:
Now we won' t have to get up to give yew baby a bottle when he is thirsty- This
handy will shew your baby to quench his thirst any time he wants. It
doesn' t have to necessarily be filled with tequila (like I said, this crib was set up
for a midget). It can easily be filled with Gatorade, breast milk, er whatever else
your baby prefers. Throw in a can of? food and the baby can practically live en his
Please let me know when you are going to pick this stuff up. I am going to
Atlantic City tor the weekend, w I need you to get it before I leave.