An American, an Irishman and an African have all been caught for various crimes, the
punishment of all (conveniently) is 10 lashes from a whip. The Irishman is first up.
The punisher states "You have nne wish". So the Irishman asks for a pillow to be
strapped to his back. At 5 lashes, it breaks, and he receives 5 lashes on his back. The
African is next, using basic math, he concludes that since I pillow's lashes, 2 pillow's-
10 lashes. So he wishes for 2 pillows to be strapped to his back. They break at 7 and he
gets 3 lashes to the back. The American walks over to where the whipping occurs and the
punisher says "Since you have been patient, you get 2 wishes". He mulls this over for a
while and states "I wish to have 100 lashes horn the whip". The crowd watching gasps
and the punisher says "That' s crazy! Ne one/ s ever made it past 25!". The American
persisted and they agreed. "What is your second wish?" the punisher asks.
Strap that nigger to my bank!"