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in Florida. an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. its hired an attorney to bring a discrimination ease against Christians and Jews
and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The ease was brought before a judge. j) fter, listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer. the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed"
The lawyer immediately stood meeting to the ruling saying. "hour honor. How oan you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians hays Christmas. Easter and others. The
Jews have Passover. horn Kippur and Hanukkah. yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. i’ our client, counsel. is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said. "hour Honor. we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said. "The calendar says lst is Fools Day. Psalm W) states. The fool says in his heart. there is no Com Thus. it is the opinion of this court, that. if your
client says there is no God. than he is a fool. Therefore. ewpril lst is his day. Court is adjourned."
foo gotta love a Judge that knows his scriptural